Moving on..

So it's been a while since we've updated here but things have been crazy. Since starting this blog, we made about 5 friends and it's been awesome. Chicks keep calling me night after night, invites to parties bigger and better than any sh-t at the Playboy Mansion (sans diseases), and crazier people than Charlie Sheen.

Anyway, the bloggers of Angry Letters from a Quiet Asian Man have moved on to That Ain't Right Son! We'll still be talking about all the sh-t we write here, but with ALL races!

See you there! Oh and ask us a question. We might respond.

You SERIOUS??!! Come on man!!

Apparently this dude is hot shit in the video gaming, fighting game world. But I bet you I can kick this dude's ass with one hand... in the real world!! Fuuuuuckkk. This guy only reinforces the stereotype that we can't drive.

Ladies, I got to set it straight. We can drive. As for the other stereotype (small penises), Jo Koy said it best, "that's over, we are huge now!"

Fuck you Justin Wong!

Sincerely,
Quiet (well hung)Asian Man

Yeah, some of us can play basketball too... for the NBA!

Dear Golden State Warriors,

Thank you for recognizing the skillz of Jeremy Lin, the Asian American man that gives all Asian American men hope that they don't have to just go to Harvard to study medicine. Economics is a respectable option as well... and so is playing for the NBA bitches! Thank you for giving one of us a chance.

And to Jeremy Lin- we are just so glad you're parents decided to get together and have sex.

Much Respect,

Quiet Asian Man

Kudos to NBC

Dear NBC,
While watching last night's "Football Night in America" (fuck yeah!), I was treated to a commercial about an upcoming Fall show on your network.

Whoa! Do my eyes deceive me? Looking at this picture was like looking at a Where's Waldo photo. Can you find the white guy?

Outsourced is a TV adaptation of the 2006 film by the same name. This is like what would happen if Dundler-Mifflin (correction: Sabre) fired everyone at the Scranton branch and hired their cheaper Indian replacements. Instead of Jim and Pam it's, Jishna and Pintu. HOT!

Dude, this is like progress, soon, asians will be allowed to vote. (oh wait, I found out asians were always allowed to vote. Then vote more dammit!)

Anyway, Kudos to you NBC. I'll be back with an angry letter when you cancel the show in FALL.


Sincerely,
Quiet Asian Man

Testing, The Chinese Way

Testing, The Chinese Way From today's New York Times.

Aye-ya.

Signed,

Quiet Asian Man

Team Asian Man: 2 Points

Dear TV Gods,




Kudos to USA (the TV Channel) for today's "What would B.D. Do?" Law and Order SUV marathon. While B.D. might not be a straight Asian man and does not help the straight Asian man in anyway in the area of gettin' with chicks, thank you for recognizing the awesomeness of the Asian Man as a problem solver.



And serious props to however has decided that the Asian Guy (Harry Shum Jr.) on Glee gets to step into the spotlight AND get a chick in Season 2 of Glee. That's right- an 6ft tall football player that also dances (extremely well) and sings. There is hope for us yet! Harry- we forgive your choice of hairstyle, but don't f*^# this one up for us, ok?

Sincerely,

Quiet Asian Man

Something Looks... Different...

Dear Producers of the Dragonball Z Movie,

I recently turned on some of that HBO sh-t and to my surprise, the Dragonball Z movie was about to air. Excited, I ended my game of Starcraft with my Korean buddies, gave the peace sign goodbye to my harajuku bitches, and prepared to meditate to the TV gods for this great opportunity of have a lot of hot female asian martial artists along with the baddest kung fu character, Goku, played by asian actor ..... JUSTIN CHADWIN???

Wait a sec. Hold up. Did I read that correctly? Justin Chadwin. Chadwin... is that name part of the Han Dynasty?

(Hours later)
So after further review of the family name Chadwin, turns out it is not asian according to these sacred scrolls. But dude!! You mean to tell me there wasn't ONE asian actor good enough to play the lead role AND have martial arts experience? For real for real?? And what's up with him on the poster with 3 chicks. OK, so I didn't watch the movie but I'm guessing he banged them. Seriously dude, white dudes ALWAYS bang the asian chicks in these films. I'm guessing he left one of them faster than a GI in a Saigon whorehouse. I'm guessing the chick on the left is the slutty one, the middle is the best friend chick who loves him but he doesn't love her and the one on the right is the chick he wants to dip his chopstick in but she's not sure if she should love him (but she does) and he hits that. Oh and let's not forget Chow Yun Fat as the unforgiving father (am I right? I'll probably watch the movie now cause I want to know if I'm close). And finally, how much do you want to bet that the main villain is the asian dude who also loves right side chick.

This is just messed up man. Thank god The Last Airbender won't go this route.

Sincerely,
Quiet Asian Man