New Jack City

Dear Thomas Lee Wright,

Thank you for creating one of my favorite films, "New Jack City." Ice T- phenomenal choice. Having a good looking Asian cop on this task force played by Russell Wong- absolutely brilliant. So you have a pretty kick ass cast, Wesley Snipes, Bill Cobb, Chris Rock, Michael Michele, Judd Nelson and even that dude from Sister Act. Now of ALL of those who die why'd you have to go and kill off the Asian Man, huh? And Judd Nelson, the one white dude gets to live? That's cold son- COLD. There was a skanky Asian chick in the movie- how come she got to live? Why does it always have to be the Asian man? WHY?!

Angrily Yours,

A Quiet Asian Man

P.S. I'd include a picture of Mr. Wong from the movie... but surprise surprise- none could be found.

Sesame Street's Resident Grocer

Dear Sesame Street,
Seriously man, WTF. Grocer? The only thing that could of made this worse is if you made him Sesame Street's resident Dry Cleaner or Street Salesman selling bootleg DVDs. Are we suppose to just say.. "Ooohh tank Yuuuu... Tank Yuuuuuu. That's so wong. Speaking of wong. Why didn't you hired someone hotter.. like Russell Wong. The dude needs work and we can't wait any longer for Vanishing Son Part V.

Sincerely,
Quiet Asian Man