New Jack City

Dear Thomas Lee Wright,

Thank you for creating one of my favorite films, "New Jack City." Ice T- phenomenal choice. Having a good looking Asian cop on this task force played by Russell Wong- absolutely brilliant. So you have a pretty kick ass cast, Wesley Snipes, Bill Cobb, Chris Rock, Michael Michele, Judd Nelson and even that dude from Sister Act. Now of ALL of those who die why'd you have to go and kill off the Asian Man, huh? And Judd Nelson, the one white dude gets to live? That's cold son- COLD. There was a skanky Asian chick in the movie- how come she got to live? Why does it always have to be the Asian man? WHY?!

Angrily Yours,

A Quiet Asian Man

P.S. I'd include a picture of Mr. Wong from the movie... but surprise surprise- none could be found.

Turns Out We're Getting Good at this Sh-t!

Almost every Winter Olympics, my family would ignore 90% of the events but watch the figure skating competitions. Let's be honest here, asians weren't good at winter sports. I mean seriously, can you name an asian NHL hockey player? Do you know any asian skiers? Growing up, my idols were Kristi Yamaguchi and Michelle Kwan and let me tell you. That sucked for a guy. Back then, the only hope of an asian man getting Winter Olympic gold was to pray the committee allows martial arts.... ON ICE!

Anyway, there's still no signs of an asian man in the NHL and do asians even ski? No really do they? I think I saw some Japanese snowboarder but he didn't even win. Sucker!

 Vancouver 2010 would be different than any Olympics I would see. It's the first Olympics where I said, "damn motherf-cker.. asians are starting to takeover this sh-t like Jewish people in Hollywood." In speed skating, Koreans tore it up like a gay man's ass. No seriously! Oh and I think that Apollo Anton Ohno dude is asian, as well as J.R. Celski. Those dudes must get major ass these days. They went from zero to 1 per year. That's progress bitches!

- Quiet Asian Man

Jon Gosselin Gets a "Small" Offer

Jon still got it! 

If I had known you'd get $20,000 to pose with a small wee wee, I would of  done this years ago. I'll admit, I'm only about 1, maybe 2 inches. FROM THE GROUND!

- Quiet Asian Man

Now they got us fightin'

Little asian PC girl vs. MAC parody - watch more funny videos

This isn't helping... Part 2

Wow... thanks for putting more fuel to the fire.... bitch....

In honor of Christmas!

Asians definitely do it better. This dude just owned Mariah!

For the last time, It's not my kid

Damn this kid is talented. Ever notice a lot of the videos of musical prodigies are all asian kids. Anyone remember this one? This next kid was considered the worst guitar player at his asian school....

Here are some comments people made to explain why some asians are so good at music....


This isn't an Asian boy, it's actually two Asian midgets in a robot designed to look like a boy. That's just how fuckin advanced they are.


Asians are machines, programed to be perfect at all and thats why they make no expretions and have no soul lol jk, but damm that cool


lol its impossible to find an asian that sucks at an instrument. :P


the FIRST worst asian??? God damn!!!!! I NEED TO GET AHOLD OF AN ASIAN...... *Looks down* >:D


I'm not racist or stereotypical but how do the Asians manage to succeed at everything??