Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The Lo Pan Fumble

Dear James Hong,

You're not a terrible attractive man, but I do appreciate your ability to play kick ass characters like Lo Pan. However, I cannot look the fact that Lo Pan couldn't even bag the drugged up Kim Cattrall. That chick bangs anything. It was in the bag dude- in the bag! Come to think of it, have you ever landed any chick in any movie? *sigh* Way to f*ck it up Mr. Hong.
Signed,
Quiet Asian Man

P.S. You might want to work on that accent. You've been in the business long enough not to have the accent. Just disappointment after disappointment with you isn't it?

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