Dear Jackie Chan,
I saw your movie The Tuxedo and I was highly disappointed. Jennifer Love Hewitt was giving that shit up big time and you wussed out. Come to think of it. Have you ever made out with a chick on film? Dude, you're killin' me here. I mean this is the girl who let the wussiest white dude (Jamie Kennedy) check out the goods and you passed on it. Dammit, you just pushed asian male masculinity back 500 years.
Sincerely,
Quiet Asian Man
PS. - Stop playing characters half your age.
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