Almost every Winter Olympics, my family would ignore 90% of the events but watch the figure skating competitions. Let's be honest here, asians weren't good at winter sports. I mean seriously, can you name an asian NHL hockey player? Do you know any asian skiers? Growing up, my idols were Kristi Yamaguchi and Michelle Kwan and let me tell you. That sucked for a guy. Back then, the only hope of an asian man getting Winter Olympic gold was to pray the committee allows martial arts.... ON ICE!
Anyway, there's still no signs of an asian man in the NHL and do asians even ski? No really do they? I think I saw some Japanese snowboarder but he didn't even win. Sucker!
Vancouver 2010 would be different than any Olympics I would see. It's the first Olympics where I said, "damn motherf-cker.. asians are starting to takeover this sh-t like Jewish people in Hollywood." In speed skating, Koreans tore it up like a gay man's ass. No seriously! Oh and I think that Apollo Anton Ohno dude is asian, as well as J.R. Celski. Those dudes must get major ass these days. They went from zero to 1 per year. That's progress bitches!
- Quiet Asian Man
