Tuesday, December 22, 2009

In honor of Christmas!

Asians definitely do it better. This dude just owned Mariah!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

For the last time, It's not my kid




Damn this kid is talented. Ever notice a lot of the videos of musical prodigies are all asian kids. Anyone remember this one? This next kid was considered the worst guitar player at his asian school....





Here are some comments people made to explain why some asians are so good at music....


This isn't an Asian boy, it's actually two Asian midgets in a robot designed to look like a boy. That's just how fuckin advanced they are.


Asians are machines, programed to be perfect at all and thats why they make no expretions and have no soul lol jk, but damm that cool


lol its impossible to find an asian that sucks at an instrument. :P


the FIRST worst asian??? God damn!!!!! I NEED TO GET AHOLD OF AN ASIAN...... *Looks down* >:D


I'm not racist or stereotypical but how do the Asians manage to succeed at everything??

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

It Looks Nothing Like Him



Here's that kid from UP.

Monday, December 7, 2009

WE MADE IT TO PRIMETIME!




Dear Steven Seagal,
Thank you for taking the opportunity to give an asian man a shot at primetime by allowing us to be featured on your new A&E reality series, Lawman. I can't tell you how honored I was to see an asian dude being used as a tackling buddy in your self defense course. Oh and he didn't have any speaking lines, even more awesome. But maybe I'm wrong. I seem to forget you ARE asian and practice martial arts (let's be honest, he's pretty much more asian than any dude I know). I mean you did remind us every 2 mins during the show that you are a student of the asian arts. So I guess you're asian...


But I have to give you props for the shoutout to the dude who recruited you. Who was it again? Sammo Hung?


Sincerely,
Quiet Asian Man