Friday, March 5, 2010
Turns Out We're Getting Good at this Sh-t!
Almost every Winter Olympics, my family would ignore 90% of the events but watch the figure skating competitions. Let's be honest here, asians weren't good at winter sports. I mean seriously, can you name an asian NHL hockey player? Do you know any asian skiers? Growing up, my idols were Kristi Yamaguchi and Michelle Kwan and let me tell you. That sucked for a guy. Back then, the only hope of an asian man getting Winter Olympic gold was to pray the committee allows martial arts.... ON ICE!
Anyway, there's still no signs of an asian man in the NHL and do asians even ski? No really do they? I think I saw some Japanese snowboarder but he didn't even win. Sucker!
Vancouver 2010 would be different than any Olympics I would see. It's the first Olympics where I said, "damn motherf-cker.. asians are starting to takeover this sh-t like Jewish people in Hollywood." In speed skating, Koreans tore it up like a gay man's ass. No seriously! Oh and I think that Apollo Anton Ohno dude is asian, as well as J.R. Celski. Those dudes must get major ass these days. They went from zero to 1 per year. That's progress bitches!
- Quiet Asian Man
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Jon Gosselin Gets a "Small" Offer
Jon still got it!
If I had known you'd get $20,000 to pose with a small wee wee, I would of done this years ago. I'll admit, I'm only about 1, maybe 2 inches. FROM THE GROUND!
- Quiet Asian Man
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
For the last time, It's not my kid
Damn this kid is talented. Ever notice a lot of the videos of musical prodigies are all asian kids. Anyone remember this one? This next kid was considered the worst guitar player at his asian school....
Here are some comments people made to explain why some asians are so good at music....
This isn't an Asian boy, it's actually two Asian midgets in a robot designed to look like a boy. That's just how fuckin advanced they are.
Asians are machines, programed to be perfect at all and thats why they make no expretions and have no soul lol jk, but damm that cool
lol its impossible to find an asian that sucks at an instrument. :P
the FIRST worst asian??? God damn!!!!! I NEED TO GET AHOLD OF AN ASIAN...... *Looks down* >:D
I'm not racist or stereotypical but how do the Asians manage to succeed at everything??
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
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