Friday, August 28, 2009

See No Asians




Dear Creators of NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles,

Where are my sexy Asian brothers? Ok, you don't really need more than one, but come on- at least one. For a while you had that one Asian woman, but she only lasted a few episodes. And she is not a he. Law and Order SVU has B.D. Wong. Where is your B.D. Wong, huh? Where the hell is he? Are you afraid that he'd be too damn good at his job? That he could do the work of 3 other agents, plus the janitor and thus eliminating the need for multiple characters? Does the fact that he could be the nerdy and sexy guy intimidate you? I think you're looking at a real budget saver here- he could be the sexy nerd, thus eliminating the need for a good looking guy and a nerd. And he'd be really good as an undercover agent- he could be a dry cleaner, work a fruit stand, deliver take out, or even be a doctor... You get like three for the price of one- one sexy Asian man that is. Just think about it- that's all I'm asking. Oh yeah and make sure that he is in fact a sexy Asian man. Don't half-ass it.

Signed,

Quiet Asian Man

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